Picture the scene. You are a Christian in Egypt taking a pilgrimage, as the road narrows you realise something has gone awry,the van following you takes the same sharp turn and before long you and your family are being given the option, death or conversion. As you profess your undying love for jesus you are shot one by one. Would you not be tempted to change faith? Did you make the right decision? well fear not as though you may not live in the company of jesus for eternity, here on earth you will be immortalised in Matt Walsh's 256 page long wet dream about what a good christian is.
Do you want a book that looks like an early 00s webcomic and reads like an example of why AI SHOULD NOT be allowed to exist. The child made to read this will wish fate had put it in the hands of one of the elusive child mutilating parents instead. I for one wish I could have had my eyes retroactively mutilated.